hornyspice:

“Your pubes look sexy pushed back”

lafemmedominicana:

kodak-taught-me:

The world’s greatest essay, written by a 12-year-old who really, really hates plain doughnuts. 

I AM CRYING

lafemmedominicana:

kodak-taught-me:

The world’s greatest essay, written by a 12-year-old who really, really hates plain doughnuts.

I AM CRYING

Dolphins see themselves in a mirror

everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror

Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.

sassy dolphins.


i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the election

i’m british and i’m terrified.

i’m greek and i’m terrified

i’m brazilian and i’m terrified

i’m german and i’m terrified

i’m polish and i’m terrified

i’m portuguese and i’m terrified

im from outer space and i’m terrified 

i’m australian and i’m terrified

i’m norwegian and i’m terrified

I’m Mexican and I;m terrified

i’m greg and i’m an alcoholic

hi greg

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