“Your pubes look sexy pushed back”
The world’s greatest essay, written by a 12-year-old who really, really hates plain doughnuts.
I AM CRYING
Dolphins see themselves in a mirror
everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror
Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.
sassy dolphins.
i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the electioni’m british and i’m terrified.
i’m greek and i’m terrified
i’m brazilian and i’m terrified
i’m german and i’m terrified
i’m polish and i’m terrified
i’m portuguese and i’m terrified
im from outer space and i’m terrified
i’m australian and i’m terrified
i’m norwegian and i’m terrified
I’m Mexican and I;m terrified
i’m greg and i’m an alcoholic
hi greg